usatoday:

Many of you lied.

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:


thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game. Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up:

  • you
  • also
  • what
  • when
  • why
  • how
  • look
  • because
  • never
pleatedjeans:

cyanide and happiness
ridge:

i love learning useless information 

"jfk was kind of hot"

   — a comment ive heard in literally every history class ive ever taken (via kriegersvirtualgirlfriend)

(Source: neptunain)

"I’m not a coffee person. Don’t drink coffee, I run on anxiety. That’s right. Free, clean burning internal cocaine you make yourself."

   — Pete Holmes (via riffinbits)

(Source: solitaryexistence)

nbcsnl:

latenightseth:

John Mulaney on the origin of Saturday Night Live’s Stefon and changing the cue cards on Bill Hader on live TV.

Oh hey, old friends!

shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with

layla-miller:

I REALLY HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE RUDE TO TEACHERS FOR NO REASON

WOW!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO PAY ATTENTION!!!! HOW CRUEL!!!!!

WHOA!!!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO BE IN UNIFORM!!!!!! WHAT A BITCH!!!!!!!!

OH MAN!!!!!!!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO PUT MY PHONE AWAY!!!!!!!! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW SHE’S YELLING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: nico-di-angelo)